Vegas...

Is where I am headed for some station related stuff...

So no new blogs for the rest of the week.

Check back on Monday, November 3rd.

Be Safe & Enjoy Halloween!!!

~Wes

Putting the Pee in Pet

(The Manitowoc Herald Times Reporter)

Wisconsin dog received an unwelcome soak when a man took revenge on his roommate by urinating on her pet, according to Manitowoc Police Department reports. Torey L. Devaux, 36, was arrested and charged with domestic violence-related disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property.

According to police Devaux was drunk when he argued with a woman he lived with who refused to have sex with him. The woman said he went to the basement and urinated on her dog and on the floor. When the argument continued and the woman's sister stood up in defense, police say Devaux grabbed the sister and pushed her into a wall. He then left the home and punched out a window.

What's Manly?

According to a recent online survey conducted at TheArtofManliness.com, here's a rundown of some questionably manly items -- and what guys thought of them:

Is Being A Stay-At-Home Dad Manly?

60% - yes
40% - no

Are Video Games Manly?

46% - yes
54% - no

Is Cooking Manly?

95% - yes
5% - no

Is Patriotism Manly?

75% - yes
25% - no

Is it Manly to Swear?

41% - yes
59% - no

Metallica's opening night setlist:

Tuesday, October 21st in Glendale, AZ


"That Was Just Your Life"
"The End of the Line"
"Sad but True"
"Wherever I May Roam"
"One"
"Broken, Beat and Scarred"
"Cyanide"
"Frantic"
"Until It Sleeps"
"The Four Horsemen"
"The Day That Never Comes"
"Master of Puppets"
"Fight Fire With Fire"
"Nothing Else Matters"
"Enter Sandman"

Encore:
"Last Caress"
"So What"
"Seek and Destroy"

RULES FOR GUYS TO LIVE BY

Dealing with women is brutal. The sands are constantly shifting -- and guys are always at risk of getting shut out in the bedroom for doing or saying the wrong thing.

Here are some guidelines for men to live with women somewhat successfully:

Call.

Don't lie.

The correct answer to, "Do I look fat?" is never, ever, "Yes."

The same is true for, "Is she prettier than me?"

None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.

Her cooking is excellent.

Answering, "Who was that on the phone?" with, "Nobody," is never going to end that conversation.

Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.

You're wrong.

You're sorry.

"Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad.

Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it -- just do it.

If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.

Always, always suck up to her brother.

Her haircut is never bad.

Don't let your friends pick on her.

Curly's Birthday

Curly Howard, the man whose catchphrases "nyuk-nyuk-nyuk" and "woo-woo-woo" helped make The Three Stooges one of the most popular comedy teams of all time, would have been 105 years old today.

Curly replaced his older brother Shemp in the comedy trio 1933, and with his older brother Moe and Larry Fine created a series of comedic shorts that still air today. Unfortunately, Curly suffered a series of strokes in the late 40s, cutting his career with the Stooges short. He died at age 48 on January 18th, 1952.

A Cold Package

(The Tampa Tribune)

A Bradenton, Florida man was caught Sunday with shrimp in his pants, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office said. Detective Robert Stevenson was shopping at Sweetbay supermarket when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.

Stevenson approached the man, identified as Joseph Young, and ordered him to stop. Young then removed several bags of frozen shrimp from his pants and said he would return them. Young then fled for the store's exit, shoving Stevenson out of the way. Stevenson tackled Young and restrained him until patrol deputies arrived.

50 Scariest Movies of All Time?

CLICK HERE to see Boston.com's list of the "50 Scariest Movies of All Time".

There are some true classics on the list... and, of course, some turds as well. Check out the above link for the complete list.

Jerking at the Car Wash!

(The Saginaw News)

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The 29-year-old man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sergeant Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a-m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, was held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Another Rocktober Guitar?

Yep! We've got one extra guitar - signed by 10 YEARS.

Want to win it? Well, keep it locked to Rock105 for details on where we'll be next week for a one night only giveaway of this guitar.

In This Week's MAX MAG...

My ugly mug is featured, along with my picks, in the "Fav 5 Picks" portion of the Max Mag in Jacksonville.

CLICK HERE to see the article.

Paid with Pot

(The Associated Press)

VERO BEACH, Fla.—A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.

Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.

Free Pepper on Nov. 23rd?

It looks like the makers of Doctor Pepper are going to follow through on their promise of a free can for everyone in the U-S if Guns n' Roses release Chinese Democracy in 2008.

With a November 23rd release date set, Doctor Pepper exec Tony Jacobs tells the New York Post, "If the rumors are true, we're putting the Dr Pepper on ice."

Jacobs hasn't explained how the free Doctor Pepper will be distributed if Chinese Democracy actually sees the light of day.

Earlier reports state that "Chinese Democracy" will be released in Best Buy stores only on November 23rd. Once again, this is Axl & GNR we're talking about... so it will be a "wait and see" situation if the album does infact drop this year.

Robber $30 in hole

(The Associated Press)

WARREN, Mich.—Police said a strong-arm robber got locked in a chokehold by his intended victim and ended up $30 in the hole. Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren said the robber approached a 36-year-old man and demanded money on Tuesday night.

When the robber tried to flee with $50, police said he was tackled by his victim. The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens and The Detroit News reported the man got the robber in a chokehold and demanded his cash back.

Detective Lt. Michael Torey said the victim got his money back and that the robber was so scared he gave the man $80.

The intended victim injured his wrist during the scuffle.
Police were looking for the robber, who fled on foot.

Stealing a Bike & It's Rack

A determined – or daft – thief wasn't put off when he found a cycle chained to a rail.

Janosz Kolbe made off with the bike with the railings still attached in Warsaw, Poland.

Janosz Kolbe was caught by police and is now facing up to five years in jail.

Drunk Drive on a Riding Mower

(The Associated Press)

IRON MOUNTAIN LAKE, Mo.—An eastern Missouri man was accused of drunken driving on a riding lawnmower. The suspect, whose name has not been released, was suspected of being involved in a disturbance on Sunday.

On Monday, police got a tip that the man was at a home. An officer went to the home saw the man driving down a street on a riding mower, pulling a trailer with a case of beer. Police say the man also had a flask of whiskey in his pocket.

The man's blood alcohol registered at .115, well above the state legal limit of 0.08.

The man was arrested for driving while intoxicated and careless and imprudent driving.

Women arrested for tight pants

(Reported by Reuters)

More than 35 young women wearing tight trousers have been arrested for "disturbing the peace" in south Sudan, police said on Tuesday.

Officers said the arrests in Juba, capital of the semi-autonomous region, were part of a crackdown on youth gangs that have sprung up recently and have a reputation for drinking, fighting and public nudity.

The women were arrested on Sunday night, but released without charge on Monday after appearing in court.

"They were wearing trousers that were too tight, disturbing the peace," said Deputy Police Commissioner of Juba County Raiman Lege.

South Sudan is generally seen as much more liberal than the largely Muslim north, with which it fought a two-decade war that was ended by a 2005 peace deal.
Many Juba citizens reacted angrily to the arrests.

"We saw about 30 girls in two trucks piled up like animals. One girl was just picked up and thrown into the truck," civil servant Nok Duany told Reuters.

Southern Sudan Gender Minister Mary Kiden was also angry and told Reuters that eight young women had escaped arrest by hiding in her office.


I'm glad that I live in America where a girl wear tights pants without "disturbing the peace" - unless she's a chubby, then that needs to be outlawed. On that note; I saw a girl at the Jacksonville Mall over the weekend wearing shorts that looked to be made of the material used for underwear (yes, they wear tight and very short - she was a chubby!!!). To top all that off, she was wearing a very low cut shirt that basically had her tatas hanging out. A mall guard asked her to pull her shirt up and questioned her attire with the shorts!!! That was awesome! But really, I understand "there's beauty in the bigger set women" - please don't flont it all extremes! Don't wear shirts, shorts, skirts, etc that are 2 sizes tooo small for your frame - the world does not find that cute or beautiful! Can't wait to see some hate email for this one.

SCARS ON BROADWAY: Ax Tour

Scars on Broadway have canceled their North American tour that was set to kick off October 19th.

The band issued a statement saying, "Late last week, Daron Malakian concluded that his heart wasn't into touring at this time, so he made the decision to cancel all scheduled performances. There are no plans to reschedule."

The band has also axed an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live set for October 14th

Kimbo Knocked Out!!!!

I'm sooooo glad Kimbo got knocked the f' out!! He's nothing but "backyard fighter", not an MMA fighter! CBS saw a chance to help build their MMA Fights... and now, their golden boy got knocked out by an "unknown". "He didn't have time to prepare", the announcers said... what did Kimbo do for money before entering the cage??? Exactly! 14 seconds and he's down... that's all that needs to be said.

Jonathan Wants Head... Back in KoRn

Everyone knows breaking up is hard to do, and Korn's Jonathan Davis would do anything to get Brian "Head" Welch back in the band. Davis has no hard feelings for his former guitarist, who left in 2005 to devote his life to Christianity.

Head, of course, released his debut solo album, Save Me From Myself, last month.

No New RATM, Despite Rumors

Despite all those Internet rumors, Rage Against the Machine insist there's no new album on the horizon.

A spokesman for guitarist Tom Morello tells MusicRadar-dot-com, "The band has no plans on recording new material." Were a disc to appear, it would be Rage's first since their 2000 covers album, Renegades.

NAME A SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT

(Reported by MyFox - Tampa Bay)

Would you like to name a sewage treatment plant after yourself (--or maybe someone you don't like very much)? If so, you're in luck . . .

--Right now, Webber International University (--which is in Babson Park, Florida . . . about 60 miles east of Tampa) is building a new sewage treatment plant . . . and they're auctioning off the right to name the facility on eBay.

(--You can place your bid on the plant's naming rights here . . .)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320304726235

World's First Testicle Cookbook

(Reported by Ananova)

A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world's first testicle recipe book.

The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles.

The e-book, available for download, comes with handy video guides showing the Serb peeling the skin off testicles and slicing them up into bite-size chunks.

The ingredients for his testicle pizza recipe include cheese, onion, pepper, bacon and bull's testicles.

"It's Italian pizza with Serbian balls", explains Erovic. The book also contains more cordon bleu recipes, such as calf testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," he said.

"All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field.

He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004.

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls is published as a multimedia e-Book on yudu.com.

Drunkin' Cow On The Loose

(Originally reported by The Cincinnati Enquirer)

A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown, Ohio jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police -- all while wearing a cow costume.

Michele Allen pleaded guilty to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said. Middletown police said she chased children on Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there. About 11 p-m, police were called to North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.