Cram The Car!

With the holidays right around the corner... You'll see people stuffing their cars with things that don't exactly fit well with the size of the car. In honor of this, I give you the following photos that I found on ThisIsJustStupid.com.

HAPPY THANKGIVING & please don't be like these folks!

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Mystery Piano

(The Cape Cod Times)

Harwich, Massachusetts police have a musical mystery on their hands -- who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why? The Baldwin piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played.

The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area at the woods. Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it onto a truck to remove it. Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.

Surgery = Happy Marriage

(Daily Telegraph)

According to a recent survey, nearly ONE in THREE men say their sex life would be improved if their wife would get plastic surgery. And nearly ONE in FIVE say that if their wife would get plastic surgery . . . it could save their marriage.


--Overall, 16% of men say their wife needs plastic surgery . . . and 6% say she needs a, quote, "total overhaul".


--With that in mind, here are the TEN cosmetic procedures men want their wife to have the most: (--Note: Men could respond with more than one procedure . . .)


#10.) Butt implants (--6%)


#9.) Nose job (--9%)


#8.) Neck lift (--10%)


#7.) Face lift (--13%)


#6.) Teeth whitening (--15%)


#5.) Liposuction on arms (--18%)


#4.) Breast reduction (--19%) (???)


#3.) Breast enlargement (--22%)


#2.) Liposuction on legs (--25%)


#1.) Liposuction on stomach (--37%)

Worm Brain

(FOX News)

Doctors in Arizona thought a Phoenix-area woman had a possible brain tumor, but it turned out there was something else penetrating her brain -- a worm. Rosemary Alvarez started experiencing numbness in her arm and blurred vision. She went to the emergency room twice and had a CAT scan, but everything came up clear. It wasn't until doctors took a closer look at an M-R-I that they discovered something very disturbing.

Alvarez was wheeled into surgery where Doctor Peter Nakaji and his colleagues were expecting to remove a tumor, but they uncovered a worm instead. Doctors removed the worm and don't believe Alvarez will have any lingering health problems. No one knows exactly where she picked up the worm -- doctors said worms can come from eating undercooked pork or spread by people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

...Gone Wild

Could this get any hotter? A former Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader and winner of The Bachelor got tossed in jail after being arrested in a Texas border-town bar for unruly behavior.

Mary Delgado, who "won" 2004's The Bachelor, was arrested in Del Rio, Texas, after refusing to leave a local bar.

She was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later -- but was booked and had one of the hottest mug shots of all time taken (just check it out above)

...More arrest History

A few years ago, the guy who proposed to Mary on The Bachelor, professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick, ended up dumping her because, according to a police report, she punched Byron, causing his upper lip to bleed.

She was arrested back then in Tampa, Florida, on alleged charges of domestic battery.

Ultimate Douchebag?

(The Smoking Gun)

Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a "douchebag" in the book Hot Chicks With Douchebags, a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher.

Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, co-workers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag." Minelli's photo appears on page 202 of author Jay Louis's book, which was published in July by Simon and Schuster.

In the book, Louis noted that Minelli's "popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables--Douche Nine." At the time he was photographed by Louis, Minelli was working the door at the popular "Rehab" party at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

Hot Flight Attendants

The new 2009 "Girls of Ryanair" calendar is any indication . . . the airline has some really attractive flight attendants.

Unfortunately, you can only buy the calendar in Europe. But if you're ever on the other side of the Atlantic, do yourself a favor and pick up a "Girls of Ryanair" calendar by checking out... https://www.ryanaircalendar.com/

--Now why could I have not had these girls on my flight to Vegas a few weeks back. No, No, No... I get a bunch of older chicks who may have never been hot... key phrase... "may have".

GNR in Perspective

After 14 years of writing and recording, Guns N' Roses will finally release Chinese Democracy on November 23rd.

To put it into perspective, consider this -- Miley Cyrus turns 16 the same day Chinese Democracy comes out. She was two when Axl Rose started writing it.

Strippers & Tailgates

Sports fans live in wondrous times.

There are dozens of sports networks out there, broadcasting every sporting event imaginable. Televisions are big and beaming in high definition.

And, for those fans who still actually attend games, the art of tailgating has been taken to glorious new heights.

For example, at this year's LSU/Alabama game, tailgating fans set up a stripper pole that was visited and used by plenty of LSU coeds.

CLICK HERE to see video of this awesome tailgate party! (safe for work)

One Hell of a Night

A woman has been charged over an epic drinking session where she apparently stole drinks, stripped naked, kicked and bit police and flooded her cell.

Lori Brutsche-Ely, was arrested on Halloween night after reports that she was stealing beer from customers.

She also exposed herself to a band playing at the venue, picked fights and refused to leave, claim police.

When police found her she was completely naked and was shouting at security guards outside the Mint nightclub, the US newspaper Idaho Mountain Express reported.

She allegedly kicked a security guard in the groin and later attacked a police officer.

One victim is reported as saying: "We were still trying to control the female when I felt pain in my left shoulder.

"I looked and observed the woman biting me."
When in jail police said she trashed a sprinkler, flooding the cell and attacked and bit a prison officer.

Sounds like one hell of a night. Fortunately the officer had a tetanus shot, and Brutsche-Ely had this wonderful picture taken.

Cooking Oil Injection

A WOMAN addicted to cosmetic surgery is unrecognisable after injecting cooking oil into her face.

The Daily Telegraph in London reports Korean woman Hang Mioku, 48, had her first cosmetic surgery procedure at 28 and was hooked, moving to Japan for more.
Eventually surgeons refused to carry out any more work and she returned home, where her face had changed so much her family didn’t recognise her.

Ms Hang’s parents took her for treatment for her addiction, but it didn’t last. She soon found a doctor who would give her silicone injections and he even gave her a syringe and silicone so she could self-inject, the paper said.
When her supply ran out, she used cooking oil.

Her face became so large compared to her small body that local children called her “standing fan”, the newspaper reported.
After appearing on Korean TV, viewers sent donations so she could have surgery to reduce the size of her face. The first of several operations removed 60g of oil from her face and 200g from her neck.

Her face has been left scarred and disfigured, and Ms Hang said she would like her old looks back.

Urine = Water

(Newswise)


250 miles above the Earth puts you a long way from the nearest kitchen tap. And at 15-thousand dollars a pint, the cost of shipping fresh water aboard the space shuttle is, well, astronomical. So astronauts on the International Space Station have to recapture every possible drop. That includes water evaporated from showers, shaving, tooth brushing and hand washing, plus perspiration and water vapor that collects within the astronauts' space suits. They even transfer water from the fuel cells that provide electric power to the space shuttle.

Until now, however, NASA has not attempted to tap one major potential source of water -- urine. That will change with the deployment of the new Water Recovery System. It departs on Friday from the Kennedy Space Center on the Space Shuttle Endeavor. The Water Recovery System can transform ordinary pee into water so pure it rivals the cleanest on Earth.

-You could tell me it rivals the cleanest water on the planet, but it's still the thought of drinking made from my fellow crew & self's urine... the thought is, well "out of this world" (I know bad, bad joke, but it's still damn crazy!)

Jesus Toast?

Do you see the image of Jesus? I don't but...

A south Florida man believes he's found Jesus at the breakfast table.

Troy Eckonen was eating breakfast at Mack's Cafe in Pompano Beach last Tuesday when he spotted Jesus' face on his last piece of French toast.

After studying the toast Eckonen says he and friends also see Christ's left arm raised and holding a cross, as well as two birds over the left shoulder.

Eckonen, a bodybuilder and owner of Pompano Beach's Tropical Gym, says he isn't planning on selling the toast, and hopes that the image will help "renew the hope and faith"

Whorehouse on the Prairie

(Reuters)

Finland has rated the D-V-D release of the much-loved children's television series Little House on the Prairie suitable for adult viewing only. To save money, Universal Pictures decided not to submit the series to state inspection. Finnish authorities charge two euros -- or more than two-and-a-half dollars -- per minute for assessing the correct age limit on films and television series.

Distributors who forego this can only sell their shows with a sticker saying "Banned for under-18s." Little House on the Prairie, which ran from 1974 to 1983, remains popular in Finland, and is still shown weekly on Sunday mornings on state-owned broadcaster Y-L-E.

Does this make sense to you? na, me neither... but interesting none-the-less

Spud in the Butt

(The U-K Sun)

A vicar in Britain turned up in agony at a hospital -- with a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll -- and a carnation. Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was not the result of a sex game gone wrong.

Nurse Trudi Watson said, "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."

Paris - STFU

Paris Hilton is taking credit for yesterday's big youth voter turnout.

She says, "With doing these political videos, I think it encourages a lot of young voters to speak their voices and to vote. Also, I was talking about issues and actually making sense, but still playing with my image at the same time, and kind of doing it in a ditsy way, but actually saying things that I think really help the world."

...Wow, first she wants to become a mom and now she is the "almighty reason" that youth voter turnout was amazing! Please Paris... just shut up, fade of into the sunset, and never show your face again on my TV!!!

Literal Video or Rickroll?

Just watch... it's actually funny...

Obama, Japan

(Reuters)


Dancing, singing and playing the guitar, residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama are readying to party for Barack Obama. Around 50 men, women and children wearing "I Love Obama" T-shirts practiced hula dancing over the weekend for the Honolulu-born Democratic candidate, hoping he will win the vote and one day visit the town as U-S president.

Shops in the town have been selling everything from T-shirts, fish burgers and steamed cakes to chopsticks bearing Obama's name.The town's residents will watch the election results together on television, but they plan to dance and party regardless of the outcome.

Ready To Be V.P.?

TORONTO -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has been had.
She unwittingly took a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing as France's President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The caller, using an exaggerated French accent, dropped a lot of hints along the way that it was a joke, but Palin seemingly did not pick up on them.

For example, the bogus president proposes they go hunting together, saying, "I just love killing those animals," adding, "take away life, that is so fun."

Palin's reply: "Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done."

And the bogus president played off Palin's much-mocked comment that she has insights on foreign policy because you can see Russia from Alaska. The prankster said he can see Belgium from France.

Palin answered: "Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes."

Then the fake Sarkozy told her that his wife had written a song about Joe the Plumber. The title, translated from the French, is "Lipstick on a Pig."

Palin's campaign confirmed the prank call and said the governor is "mildly amused" to join the long list of other leaders and celebrities who've been similarly targeted, adding, "C'est la vie."