(The Sun UK)
A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.
Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.
Dr Sava Bojovic explained: “She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out.”
By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Watching Grass
Your "INTERNET FIND OF THE DAY" is something write out of a stoner's book...
www.Watching-Grass-Grown.com
Yep, watch some guys lawn grow.
www.Watching-Grass-Grown.com
Yep, watch some guys lawn grow.
Friday, March 27, 2009
She Loves to Drink
Woman arrested 3 times in 3 days for drunk driving
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A 60-year-old Washington woman arrested for drunken driving three times in three days while vacationing in Wisconsin has been sentenced to a month in jail. The woman was arrested first at 2 p.m. March 11, 2008. A deputy saw her try to drive out of a ditch, wearing only one shoe and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.21, authorities said. The legal driving limit is .08.
Twenty-four hours later, the woman was arrested after her car got stuck in snow in a park campground that was closed for the winter. The woman told an officer she had had four or six cups of wine.
"I am still finishing up the box of wine in my car from yesterday," authorities reported she told the officer.
Authorities found a box of Black Fox wine in the car.
The woman spent 12 hours in jail. She was released and headed west, but was arrested a short time later after someone reported her driving "all over the road," according to a police report.
An officer found a partial bottle of wine in her car. She had a blood alcohol-level of 0.16.
Court records released Wednesday show the woman was sentenced last week to 30 days in jail and fined more than $3,000.
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — A 60-year-old Washington woman arrested for drunken driving three times in three days while vacationing in Wisconsin has been sentenced to a month in jail. The woman was arrested first at 2 p.m. March 11, 2008. A deputy saw her try to drive out of a ditch, wearing only one shoe and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.21, authorities said. The legal driving limit is .08.
Twenty-four hours later, the woman was arrested after her car got stuck in snow in a park campground that was closed for the winter. The woman told an officer she had had four or six cups of wine.
"I am still finishing up the box of wine in my car from yesterday," authorities reported she told the officer.
Authorities found a box of Black Fox wine in the car.
The woman spent 12 hours in jail. She was released and headed west, but was arrested a short time later after someone reported her driving "all over the road," according to a police report.
An officer found a partial bottle of wine in her car. She had a blood alcohol-level of 0.16.
Court records released Wednesday show the woman was sentenced last week to 30 days in jail and fined more than $3,000.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Sperm Game
(Digg/The Complete Sheet)
If you're bored at work today . . . (--and chances are you will be, right?) . . . then you might want to check out a new, online video game I found called "The Great Sperm Race Game".
--If you haven't already figured it out from the name, the game involves using your keyboard to help navigate a man's "swimmer" through a woman's most intimate of areas . . . in hopes of fertilizing her egg. (--Isn't technology great?)
(--You can play the game here . . .)
http://www.java-gaming.com/game/3356/The_great_sperm_race/
If you're bored at work today . . . (--and chances are you will be, right?) . . . then you might want to check out a new, online video game I found called "The Great Sperm Race Game".
--If you haven't already figured it out from the name, the game involves using your keyboard to help navigate a man's "swimmer" through a woman's most intimate of areas . . . in hopes of fertilizing her egg. (--Isn't technology great?)
(--You can play the game here . . .)
http://www.java-gaming.com/game/3356/The_great_sperm_race/
4,800 Cal Burger
(AP)
GRAND RAPIDS, MI (AP) -- Well, at least the salsa is low-cal. The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.
The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!
The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.
The Midwest League team is a Class A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
New "18 Days"
Saving Abel are looking for fans to take part in a new version of "18 Days." The band dedicates the song to members of the Armed Forces each night, and they're looking for fans to call their hotline at (901) 730-4425 to "hear a message from us and leave your messages of support for the troops.
It can be something like, 'Hi, this is Jane from Dallas. I wanted to say thank you to all the men and women who are serving us in Iraq. We look forward to your safe arrival home soon.'" Some of the messages will be used in the new version of "18 Days" the band will be recording soon.
It can be something like, 'Hi, this is Jane from Dallas. I wanted to say thank you to all the men and women who are serving us in Iraq. We look forward to your safe arrival home soon.'" Some of the messages will be used in the new version of "18 Days" the band will be recording soon.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
A-Z of Cheating
(Premiere Prep/Spike TV)
Spike.com has a great list of things to consider when going out and getting a little on the side -- A through Z. Here's a quick sample of what you need to know ...
A is for Ashley Madison -- If you are looking to have an affair and want to be discreet, visit AshleyMadison.com. There are over 3,000,000 members on the site who are ready to hook up.
H is for Hotels -- Your local Holiday Inn or Motel 6 may not be the greatest hotels in the world, but they're clean and can be found everywhere.
M is for Money -- Always use cash when having an affair. You can't afford the paper trail of credit card statements.
Q is for Quit While You're Ahead -- Affairs never turn into meaningful, long-term relationships, so you need to have an exit strategy right at the beginning. Have some fun and get out before anyone gets hurt.
S is for Shower -- Women have a great sense of smell. Make sure you ALWAYS shower thoroughly after any hook-up with the other woman.
Check It Out: The full A to Z list at www.SpikeTV.com
Spike.com has a great list of things to consider when going out and getting a little on the side -- A through Z. Here's a quick sample of what you need to know ...
A is for Ashley Madison -- If you are looking to have an affair and want to be discreet, visit AshleyMadison.com. There are over 3,000,000 members on the site who are ready to hook up.
H is for Hotels -- Your local Holiday Inn or Motel 6 may not be the greatest hotels in the world, but they're clean and can be found everywhere.
M is for Money -- Always use cash when having an affair. You can't afford the paper trail of credit card statements.
Q is for Quit While You're Ahead -- Affairs never turn into meaningful, long-term relationships, so you need to have an exit strategy right at the beginning. Have some fun and get out before anyone gets hurt.
S is for Shower -- Women have a great sense of smell. Make sure you ALWAYS shower thoroughly after any hook-up with the other woman.
Check It Out: The full A to Z list at www.SpikeTV.com
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sell Your Cherry
(Ananova)
"Student sells virginity online"
A Romanian student is auctioning her virginity online to pay her way through university
Alina Percea, 18, from Caracal in Olt county, has posted her ad on German site www.gesext.de which specialises in dating and erotic auctions.
In her ad, she says: "I am a 108lbs, 5.67 ft tall, brown-eyed Romanian girl. I don't smoke and own a certificate from a gynaecologist which says I am a virgin. I want my first time to be special and not very abrupt.
"The winning bidder can spend a whole weekend with me provided he will cover all the expenses in case I need to travel or stay at a hotel."
Miss Percea says she decided to go ahead with the auction to raise enough money to pay for her studies - but she also hopes the winner might become her husband.
She says she is hoping to raise 50,000 euros but, with three days to go until the auction closes, bidding stands at 5,000 euros.
"Student sells virginity online"
A Romanian student is auctioning her virginity online to pay her way through university
Alina Percea, 18, from Caracal in Olt county, has posted her ad on German site www.gesext.de which specialises in dating and erotic auctions.
In her ad, she says: "I am a 108lbs, 5.67 ft tall, brown-eyed Romanian girl. I don't smoke and own a certificate from a gynaecologist which says I am a virgin. I want my first time to be special and not very abrupt.
"The winning bidder can spend a whole weekend with me provided he will cover all the expenses in case I need to travel or stay at a hotel."
Miss Percea says she decided to go ahead with the auction to raise enough money to pay for her studies - but she also hopes the winner might become her husband.
She says she is hoping to raise 50,000 euros but, with three days to go until the auction closes, bidding stands at 5,000 euros.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Madness at Work
(Premiere Prep)
THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOUR BOSS CATCHES YOU WATCHING MARCH MADNESS GAMES AT WORK
The NCAA basketball tournament starts today. It's a pressure cooker for all the teams involved.
It's also a pressure cooker for anyone who's filled out their brackets with the hopes of winning big. It's a huge deal. No wonder so many people are tuning in to watch the games on the Internet -- even at work.
By the Numbers ...
• Las Vegas expects nearly $100 million in bets on the event -- and even more money from gamblers spending money on hotel rooms and food.
• CBS, who bought the rights to the tournament 11 years ago for $6 billion, made $643 million from advertisements last year, and expects a similar take this year.
• Websites like Gambling911.com expect this year's tournament-related traffic to be double last year's.
Caught Red Handed ...
With all the hype surrounding March Madness, there's a good chance you'll be peeking at (or watching full games of) the tournament every day for the next few weeks.
Here are some things you can say to your boss when you're caught red-handed at work:
• Would you rather I watch porn at work?
• When I win the five-million-dollar perfect bracket, I'll give you four weeks' notice instead of the standard two.
• I promise not to tell anybody what I saw you and your wife doing at last year's Christmas Party.
• Not to change the subject or anything, but your secretary spits in your coffee every morning.
• You should see what we do when you're not here.
• It's just a pop-up.
• Um, you're not exactly doing work either.
• How dare you come into my cubicle unannounced!
THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOUR BOSS CATCHES YOU WATCHING MARCH MADNESS GAMES AT WORK
The NCAA basketball tournament starts today. It's a pressure cooker for all the teams involved.
It's also a pressure cooker for anyone who's filled out their brackets with the hopes of winning big. It's a huge deal. No wonder so many people are tuning in to watch the games on the Internet -- even at work.
By the Numbers ...
• Las Vegas expects nearly $100 million in bets on the event -- and even more money from gamblers spending money on hotel rooms and food.
• CBS, who bought the rights to the tournament 11 years ago for $6 billion, made $643 million from advertisements last year, and expects a similar take this year.
• Websites like Gambling911.com expect this year's tournament-related traffic to be double last year's.
Caught Red Handed ...
With all the hype surrounding March Madness, there's a good chance you'll be peeking at (or watching full games of) the tournament every day for the next few weeks.
Here are some things you can say to your boss when you're caught red-handed at work:
• Would you rather I watch porn at work?
• When I win the five-million-dollar perfect bracket, I'll give you four weeks' notice instead of the standard two.
• I promise not to tell anybody what I saw you and your wife doing at last year's Christmas Party.
• Not to change the subject or anything, but your secretary spits in your coffee every morning.
• You should see what we do when you're not here.
• It's just a pop-up.
• Um, you're not exactly doing work either.
• How dare you come into my cubicle unannounced!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Drunk at a show...
I understand people drink at shows. I too, from time to time enjoy an adult drink while listening to a band perform... but for the love of all that holy... why be a complete and under @$$**** to everyone?
The last few shows I've been to in Jacksonville and Myrtle Beach amazed me. Have a little respect for those around you! I saw a guy threaten a girl and begin to shake her because she was smaller than him and for that, "she didn't belong up front". REALLY?!?!
There are sooooooooooooooo many examples I could use and tell you about,, but the point is this... have respect for those around you, don't be a raging ****head, and enjoy the (beep)ing show!!!!
Ranting done... have a good day!
~Wes
The last few shows I've been to in Jacksonville and Myrtle Beach amazed me. Have a little respect for those around you! I saw a guy threaten a girl and begin to shake her because she was smaller than him and for that, "she didn't belong up front". REALLY?!?!
There are sooooooooooooooo many examples I could use and tell you about,, but the point is this... have respect for those around you, don't be a raging ****head, and enjoy the (beep)ing show!!!!
Ranting done... have a good day!
~Wes
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Robbery and Pizza
(WTSP)
BIDDEFORD, Maine -- Police arrested a woman suspected of robbing a small variety store in Maine.
Just after noon on Monday, 48-year-old Mary Gorsuch of Biddeford is believed to have entered Paul's Variety on Alfred Street and demanded money from the clerk, claiming she would "blow [the clerk's] head off" if she didn't comply.
The clerk gave Gorsuch several hundred dollars, and then watched her walk across the street to a pizza parlor. The clerk called 911, gave police a description of the suspect and told them she had just entered the pizza shop.
Officers found Gorsuch waiting for a pepperoni pizza she had ordered. She was taken into custody and charged with robbery.
Despite the suspect's threat, no weapon was located and there were no injuries. It is unclear whether a weapon was shown at anytime during the incident.
Gorsuch was already on federal probation for armed robbery of a banking institution in the Bangor area. Police expect that probation will be revoked.
BIDDEFORD, Maine -- Police arrested a woman suspected of robbing a small variety store in Maine.
Just after noon on Monday, 48-year-old Mary Gorsuch of Biddeford is believed to have entered Paul's Variety on Alfred Street and demanded money from the clerk, claiming she would "blow [the clerk's] head off" if she didn't comply.
The clerk gave Gorsuch several hundred dollars, and then watched her walk across the street to a pizza parlor. The clerk called 911, gave police a description of the suspect and told them she had just entered the pizza shop.
Officers found Gorsuch waiting for a pepperoni pizza she had ordered. She was taken into custody and charged with robbery.
Despite the suspect's threat, no weapon was located and there were no injuries. It is unclear whether a weapon was shown at anytime during the incident.
Gorsuch was already on federal probation for armed robbery of a banking institution in the Bangor area. Police expect that probation will be revoked.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Every Guy Needs...
(Esquire & Premiere Prep)
Esquire.com came up with a great list of 75 Albums Every Man Should Own.
It (wisely?) didn't rank the albums, but instead just suggested that they belong in every guy's collection.
Some of the albums in the list include ...
•Paul's Boutique -- The Beastie Boys
•Led Zeppelin (I) -- Led Zeppelin
•Being There -- Wilco
•Destroyer -- KISS
•Catch a Fire -- Bob Marley
•Highway to Hell -- AC/DC
•MTV Unplugged in New York -- Nirvana
•Rubber Soul -- The Beatles
•The Velvet Underground & Nico -- Velvet Underground
•Appetite for Destruction -- Guns N' Roses
•Ready to Die -- The Notorious B.I.G.
•Ten -- Pearl Jam
•... And Justice for All -- Metallica
•Fair Warning -- Van Halen
•Reasonable Doubt -- Jay-Z
•Pet Sounds -- Beach Boys
•Rage Against the Machine -- Rage Against the Machine
•Who's Next -- The Who
•Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison (Live) -- Johnny Cash
•The Cars -- The Cars
Esquire.com came up with a great list of 75 Albums Every Man Should Own.
It (wisely?) didn't rank the albums, but instead just suggested that they belong in every guy's collection.
Some of the albums in the list include ...
•Paul's Boutique -- The Beastie Boys
•Led Zeppelin (I) -- Led Zeppelin
•Being There -- Wilco
•Destroyer -- KISS
•Catch a Fire -- Bob Marley
•Highway to Hell -- AC/DC
•MTV Unplugged in New York -- Nirvana
•Rubber Soul -- The Beatles
•The Velvet Underground & Nico -- Velvet Underground
•Appetite for Destruction -- Guns N' Roses
•Ready to Die -- The Notorious B.I.G.
•Ten -- Pearl Jam
•... And Justice for All -- Metallica
•Fair Warning -- Van Halen
•Reasonable Doubt -- Jay-Z
•Pet Sounds -- Beach Boys
•Rage Against the Machine -- Rage Against the Machine
•Who's Next -- The Who
•Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison (Live) -- Johnny Cash
•The Cars -- The Cars
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Steak & BJ Day
(taken from http://www.steakandbjday.com)
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
A Bit Anal?
(Ananova)
Headline: "Man Stages Own Funeral"
A Romanian man staged his own funeral while he was still alive to make sure everything went to plan.
Marin Voinicu, 73, from Vadastra in Olt county, invited fellow villagers, relatives and friends to his home to mark his "future passing".
The village priest even accepted an invitation to officiate a funeral sermon at the man's home.
Mr Voinicu said: "I did everything by the book. I even dug my own grave in the cemetery and laid down in it to see how it feels.
"I asked my relatives to wail at my headstone for a test run. I was fully satisfied with my funeral."
He explained he decided to organise his own funeral because he didn't want to leave the task on his family's shoulders.
And his family agreed to go along with it because they felt it would be easier to organise the event when they were not distracted by grieving.
Mr Voinicu's daughter-in-law Oncica said: "If we had done this after his death it would have been harder.
"Everybody would have cried a lot but this way nobody shed a tear. We had such a good time one could have said it was more like a wedding than a funeral."
Headline: "Man Stages Own Funeral"
A Romanian man staged his own funeral while he was still alive to make sure everything went to plan.
Marin Voinicu, 73, from Vadastra in Olt county, invited fellow villagers, relatives and friends to his home to mark his "future passing".
The village priest even accepted an invitation to officiate a funeral sermon at the man's home.
Mr Voinicu said: "I did everything by the book. I even dug my own grave in the cemetery and laid down in it to see how it feels.
"I asked my relatives to wail at my headstone for a test run. I was fully satisfied with my funeral."
He explained he decided to organise his own funeral because he didn't want to leave the task on his family's shoulders.
And his family agreed to go along with it because they felt it would be easier to organise the event when they were not distracted by grieving.
Mr Voinicu's daughter-in-law Oncica said: "If we had done this after his death it would have been harder.
"Everybody would have cried a lot but this way nobody shed a tear. We had such a good time one could have said it was more like a wedding than a funeral."
Monday, March 9, 2009
Worth It?
(magicvalley.com)
A Filer, Idaho man learned the true meaning of embarrassment after he got himself stuck in a rest stop toilet. The man had apparently dropped his keys in the commode and had gone in after them when his arm got stuck.
He called police and paramedics, who were able to remove him from his crappy situation. The fire chief even let him spray off using their hose. The sad thing?
The keys were in his back pocket the entire time.
A Filer, Idaho man learned the true meaning of embarrassment after he got himself stuck in a rest stop toilet. The man had apparently dropped his keys in the commode and had gone in after them when his arm got stuck.
He called police and paramedics, who were able to remove him from his crappy situation. The fire chief even let him spray off using their hose. The sad thing?
The keys were in his back pocket the entire time.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
A WTF Story
(Ananova)
"Female athlete was really a man"
A Chinese woman athlete who won dozens of medals has thrown most of them away after learning she is really a man
Xiao Nan, of Chengdu, won more than 40 medals as a women in student competitions after graduating from high school.
But after hospital tests confirmed Xiao's suspicions that she was really a man she has thrown out all but 10 of them.
"Being a champion was never a happy thing to me. Standing on the podium made me feel guilty, and I always thought the real champion should have been the one standing next to me," Xiao said.
Xiao's extraordinary athletic performances in schools and in provincial and national competitions, won her great honour and free access to university education.
But, inside, she felt confused: "I felt I often had an impulse or desire for women instead of men. And my body is more like a man than a woman."
Xiao had a check-up at a local hospital and the result confirmed she had male chromosomes.
He is now living as a man and has begun a course of sex change surgery at Sichuan Xichan Plastic Surgery Hospital which will take nine months.
"The first thing I want to do after the surgery is to go swimming, wearing only boxer shorts," Xiao told Chengdu Business Daily.
"Female athlete was really a man"
A Chinese woman athlete who won dozens of medals has thrown most of them away after learning she is really a man
Xiao Nan, of Chengdu, won more than 40 medals as a women in student competitions after graduating from high school.
But after hospital tests confirmed Xiao's suspicions that she was really a man she has thrown out all but 10 of them.
"Being a champion was never a happy thing to me. Standing on the podium made me feel guilty, and I always thought the real champion should have been the one standing next to me," Xiao said.
Xiao's extraordinary athletic performances in schools and in provincial and national competitions, won her great honour and free access to university education.
But, inside, she felt confused: "I felt I often had an impulse or desire for women instead of men. And my body is more like a man than a woman."
Xiao had a check-up at a local hospital and the result confirmed she had male chromosomes.
He is now living as a man and has begun a course of sex change surgery at Sichuan Xichan Plastic Surgery Hospital which will take nine months.
"The first thing I want to do after the surgery is to go swimming, wearing only boxer shorts," Xiao told Chengdu Business Daily.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Party Habits
(Premiere Prep)
Over 83,000 votes were cast on Asylum.com's poll about American partying habits...
What female celebrity would you most like to party with?
Megan Fox -- 40%
Tina Fey -- 31%
Paris Hilton -- 9%
Penelope Cruz -- 8%
Kim Kardashian -- 7%
Lindsay Lohan -- 5%
What male celebrity would you most like to party with?
George Clooney -- 35%
Owen Wilson -- 32%
Michael Phelps -- 10%
Jeremy Piven -- 9%
Jay-Z -- 9%
Joaquin Phoenix -- 5%
What celebrity would be the biggest downer at a party?
Danny Bonaduce -- 30%
Paris Hilton -- 23%
Moby -- 21%
Corey Feldman -- 11%
Jeff Goldblum -- 10%
Steven Adler -- 6%
What is the best city in the U.S. for a bachelor party?
Las Vegas -- 68%
New Orleans -- 11%
Miami -- 9%
New York --8%
Chicago --3%
Los Angeles -- 2%
What is the best city/town for Spring Break?
Cancun, Mexico 00 46%
Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. -- 19%
Miami, Fla. -- 12%
Lake Havasu, Ariz. -- 10%
Nassau, Bahamas -- 10%
Palm Springs, Calif. -- 3%
What is the ultimate party foul?
Vomiting anywhere but the bathroom -- 51%
Poking holes in the free condoms -- 27%
Peeing anywhere but the bathroom -- 10%
Hitting on someone's girlfriend -- 9%
Over-pumping the keg -- 3%
What is the worst thing about getting too drunk at a party?
Losing control of the wrong orifice -- 52%
Waking up with the wrong person -- 16%
Getting shamed -- 15%
Telling people exactly what you think of them --11%
Brawling with people even if they may deserve it -- 5%
What is your favorite drinking game?
Beer Pong -- 34%
Quarters -- 29%
I Never -- 18%
A-hole -- 10%
Flip-Cup -- 6%
Edward 40-Hands -- 3%
What would be the ultimate venue for a party?
Playboy Mansion -- 39%
Private island -- 30%
Bunny Ranch -- 20%
Ibiza, Spain-- 5%
Versailles, France -- 4%
ESPN Zone -- 2%
How many nights a week do you go to the bar?
Never -- 50%
One -- 22%
Two -- 15%
Too many -- 7%
Every night -- 4%
As much as my sponsor allows -- 2%
How has the economy impacted your social life?
More Blockbuster -- 30%
More drinking at home alone -- 18%
Thinking about becoming a hooker -- 15%
Can't afford hookers anymore -- 14%
Less dating -- 13%
More drinking on an empty stomach -- 10%
Have you ever had sex at a party?
Oh, yes -- 43%
Never -- 40%
Define sex -- 16%
Flying solo count? -- 1%
What is the best venue to pick up women?
Bar -- 48%
Work -- 31%
Library -- 13%
Strip club -- 3%
AA meetings -- 3%
Planned Parenthood -- 2%
What is the best party song of all time?
"Bohemian Rhapsody" -- 23%
"You Shook Me" -- 20%
"Livin' on a Prayer" -- 17%
"Fight for Your Right" -- 15%
"Mony, Mony" -- 15%
Anything from The Chronic -- 10%
If you found drugs at a party, what would you do?
Throw them away -- 46%
Take them -- 15%
Call Michael Phelps -- 14%
Give them away -- 12%
Sell them -- 8%
Call the police -- 5%
Over 83,000 votes were cast on Asylum.com's poll about American partying habits...
What female celebrity would you most like to party with?
Megan Fox -- 40%
Tina Fey -- 31%
Paris Hilton -- 9%
Penelope Cruz -- 8%
Kim Kardashian -- 7%
Lindsay Lohan -- 5%
What male celebrity would you most like to party with?
George Clooney -- 35%
Owen Wilson -- 32%
Michael Phelps -- 10%
Jeremy Piven -- 9%
Jay-Z -- 9%
Joaquin Phoenix -- 5%
What celebrity would be the biggest downer at a party?
Danny Bonaduce -- 30%
Paris Hilton -- 23%
Moby -- 21%
Corey Feldman -- 11%
Jeff Goldblum -- 10%
Steven Adler -- 6%
What is the best city in the U.S. for a bachelor party?
Las Vegas -- 68%
New Orleans -- 11%
Miami -- 9%
New York --8%
Chicago --3%
Los Angeles -- 2%
What is the best city/town for Spring Break?
Cancun, Mexico 00 46%
Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. -- 19%
Miami, Fla. -- 12%
Lake Havasu, Ariz. -- 10%
Nassau, Bahamas -- 10%
Palm Springs, Calif. -- 3%
What is the ultimate party foul?
Vomiting anywhere but the bathroom -- 51%
Poking holes in the free condoms -- 27%
Peeing anywhere but the bathroom -- 10%
Hitting on someone's girlfriend -- 9%
Over-pumping the keg -- 3%
What is the worst thing about getting too drunk at a party?
Losing control of the wrong orifice -- 52%
Waking up with the wrong person -- 16%
Getting shamed -- 15%
Telling people exactly what you think of them --11%
Brawling with people even if they may deserve it -- 5%
What is your favorite drinking game?
Beer Pong -- 34%
Quarters -- 29%
I Never -- 18%
A-hole -- 10%
Flip-Cup -- 6%
Edward 40-Hands -- 3%
What would be the ultimate venue for a party?
Playboy Mansion -- 39%
Private island -- 30%
Bunny Ranch -- 20%
Ibiza, Spain-- 5%
Versailles, France -- 4%
ESPN Zone -- 2%
How many nights a week do you go to the bar?
Never -- 50%
One -- 22%
Two -- 15%
Too many -- 7%
Every night -- 4%
As much as my sponsor allows -- 2%
How has the economy impacted your social life?
More Blockbuster -- 30%
More drinking at home alone -- 18%
Thinking about becoming a hooker -- 15%
Can't afford hookers anymore -- 14%
Less dating -- 13%
More drinking on an empty stomach -- 10%
Have you ever had sex at a party?
Oh, yes -- 43%
Never -- 40%
Define sex -- 16%
Flying solo count? -- 1%
What is the best venue to pick up women?
Bar -- 48%
Work -- 31%
Library -- 13%
Strip club -- 3%
AA meetings -- 3%
Planned Parenthood -- 2%
What is the best party song of all time?
"Bohemian Rhapsody" -- 23%
"You Shook Me" -- 20%
"Livin' on a Prayer" -- 17%
"Fight for Your Right" -- 15%
"Mony, Mony" -- 15%
Anything from The Chronic -- 10%
If you found drugs at a party, what would you do?
Throw them away -- 46%
Take them -- 15%
Call Michael Phelps -- 14%
Give them away -- 12%
Sell them -- 8%
Call the police -- 5%
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
911 for Boyfriend
(Ananova)
A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.
Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.
Two officers finally visited her home in Berlin, Germany - and confiscated the battery from her mobile phone.
A police spokesman said: "We warned her on a number of occasions that she was using the emergency services line inappropriately and she could face serious consequences.
"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.
"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."
Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."
A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.
Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.
Two officers finally visited her home in Berlin, Germany - and confiscated the battery from her mobile phone.
A police spokesman said: "We warned her on a number of occasions that she was using the emergency services line inappropriately and she could face serious consequences.
"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.
"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."
Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."
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