Tuesday, April 22, 2008

WWE & Politics... They Don't Mix

Click Here to watch this video first

Okay... now that you've watch the video do you feel dumber?

I am a wrestling fan (make your joke now) and I feel dumb by listening John read from a cue card with no feeling behind it. You know he had now clue of The Rock references.

This is why I hate politics... they have no clue of what they're talking about. They just read the prepared statement, say "Vote for me!", and call it a day.

This made me not want to vote him (though I wasn't anyways). Barrack and Clinton did worse them him... look it up on YouTube. It's just... just... there's no words for it. Watch it again and have a good laugh.

Here is Hillary's script...

"Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hill-Rod.

This election is starting to feel a lot like "King of the Ring." The only difference? The last man standing may just be a woman.

The truth is, this election is so important. The next president will face a stack full of difficult challenges right from the opening bell… to fix the economy, bring our troops home from Iraq, and make college more affordable. You need a president who will go to the mat for you. And that's exactly what I'll do.

I've been knocked down, but I've always gotten back up. And I know how to take a hit for the American people. And if things get a little tough, I may even have to deliver the "people's elbow."

Because this country is worth fighting for.

Now, I promise to stick to the political arena. So don't worry Randy Orton you're safe… for now.

When it comes to standing up for the American people though, I am ready to rumble."


Truley bad from start to finish... just imagine her reading this off the cue card with no emotion at all....

Please remember in November that it's not a matter of "change" as they are saying... it's a matter of who is going to use more lube when we're bent over.

Love the politics!

(All views expressed are soley those of "Wes Styles")