Thursday, September 3, 2009

Hot for Teacher

(MadeMan.com)

The new school year is either underway -- or about to start. Either way, it's not too late to start working toward getting your hot teacher in the sack.

Here are the foolproof steps you'll need to follow in order to score:

1. Act Like You've Been There -- While any teacher who's willing to get carnal with a student is obviously not looking for a mature man, she's also most likely not interested in having sex with a kid. Be mature and confident.

2. Study Hard -- You're going to need to be able to talk to her, and to do that, you'll probably need to know about what the subject matter she spends 50% of her waking hours dealing with.

3. Talk About Sex -- Don't talk about having sex with her, but do talk about sexual things with her. This shows her that you're a sexual person and you are comfortable around her.

4. Make Contact -- Obvious first steps include a hand on her shoulder as you lean over to read something together or a hand on her waist as you lead her through a door you've opened.

5. Close The Deal -- If she's talking about sex with you in private, you need to assure her that you can keep a secret. And then, offer up something like, "I really should get going, but I don't want to." You'll never know her answer unless you offer the suggestion.