Friday, November 13, 2009

Dumb@$$ Warnings

When manufacturers of certain products need to pass specifications to get their products on the market, one of the requirements is to put a warning label on the package.

These companies are trying to protect themselves from getting sued by trying to protect idiots from hurting themselves.

Here are some ridiculous warning labels that go way overboard:

• Chainsaw -- Warning: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.

• Skateboard -- Warning: This product moves when used.

• Washing Machine -- Warning: Do not put any person in this washer.

• Lawn Mower -- Warning: Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.

• iPod -- Warning: Do not eat iPod Shuffle.