THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Life is different when you're drunk. Your judgment is impaired. Your language is impaired.
According to AttuWorld.com, here's a breakdown of how life is different when you're trashed:
Here are some things that are difficult to say when drunk ...
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Cinnamon
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Here are some things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk ...
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Passive-aggressive disorder
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Here are some things that are pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk...
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Source: Attuworld
