(The Chicago Tribune)
The note handed to a teller at Chicago's Fifth Third Bank Friday was clear enough -- "Be Quick Be Quit. Give your cash or I'll shoot." What was even clearer to F-B-I investigators examining the note was that they were not dealing with a criminal mastermind.
The alleged robber, identified as Thomas Infante, 40, had written it on the back of his own pay stub, which helpfully provided the F-B-I with his name and home address. Infante is accused of robbing the bank of about 400-dollars. Infante was arrested at his home and allegedly confessed to investigators.