Friday, November 6, 2009

Things You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend

(Premiere Prep)

Women are sensitive. There's nothing guys can do about this fact but live with it and try to keep women calm.

One way of not getting women all riled up is to avoid those "dangerous" questions that, at best, put her on the defensive and, at worst, cause her to lunge at you with a machete.

According to AskMen.com, here are some terrible questions to avoid asking your girlfriend or wife at all costs ...

1. What's for dinner? Instead of uttering those words, suggest something -- and pray that she actually goes into the kitchen and makes it.

2. Can I borrow some money? Women want to feel secure, which means they want guys to PROVIDE, not take.

3. How many guys have you slept with? You're neither going to be happy with the answer nor believe the answer anyway, so just keep that question to yourself.

4. Are you wearing that? Even if she looks like a hideous beast, just bite your tongue and tell her she looks great.

5. Don't you ever just want to start over somewhere new? Even though it might be a dream of yours to get in a pick-up truck and take off for a new life in Mexico, saying it leaves her feeling hurt and replaceable. Keep it to yourself. (And, if you do leave for a new life in Mexico, just leave in the middle of the night ...)

6. Do you want to have a threesome? For the rest of your relationship, she'll self-consciously wonder why she isn't enough to satisfy you. She knows you want one. Who doesn't? You're just going to have to wait for HER to ask. (Don't hold your breath.)

7. Why don't you join the gym? When she's complaining about how out of shape she is, you're not supposed to offer advice. Instead, she's asking you to lie to her face, tell her how wrong she is and offer only words of encouragement. (Repeat after me: "You're not fat, honey ... I love you just the way you are ...")

8. Are you PMS-ing? Asking this will only make her mood worse. A lot worse.